Thoughts on Bottomless Websites (language)

I aim for the footer and “Hiss!” It
Vanishes! Who are these misfit
Designers extolling
Their “Infinite Scrolling?”
Let’s get to the bottom of this shit!

Thanks to Yogev Ahuvia for the punchline prompt, and for letting us know we’re not the only ones who are warry of unreachable footers!